micasablumpkins asked: back to back MVPs AND back to back deep runs in the playoffs, with almost a guarantee of similar success for the next five years with the top-notch performers on our roster now, and the incredible players in our farm system like Nick Castellanos, on top of having a manager who is the most no-nonsense chain smoking blue-collar American man on the planet, The Detroit Tigers are the greatest team in sports. And this has been my pitch for your fanhood. Good day.
Nice uniforms, too. This is a fun opportunity. My fandom no-trade clause: Not Boston, not Texas, not Miami.