propagarza asked: Root for the Seattle Mariners! Then you can experience how hopelessly sad it feels to see these former Mariners in the current Yankees roster: Ichiro Suzuki, Alex Rodríguez and Rauuuuuul Ibáñez. Plus, bloody Safeco Field and Dave Niehaus.
The M’s are quite likely to be high on the shortlist, actually. I lived in the Pacific Northwest for a while, my ex-wife was a fan, and I loved the city and stadium.