spoooooots asked: Be a Pads fan. We got it all: laid-back atmosphere, beautiful ballpark, great beers. It's a successful season if we go .500! Much easier to be pleased with us than being a fan of another team, where winning the Series is the only way to have a successful season. Plus, if you're a Pads fan, no one can hate you. They can only feel bad for you. Finally, it's easy to be optimistic because our farm system looks great!
And one of the dudes of the new ownership group also owns my local Mexican League team, Diablos Rojos del México.